Ok I'll first admit...
I've been drinking... So don't take anything to heart. That's a lie, take in everything my friends. What's that you ask? What am I doing? Oh Well have my Ipod on shuffle and I'm currently playing Mario Party 3. Yes Mario Party 3. I bought it at Cash Converters for 30 dollars.
Fuck, when this shit came out in the year 2000 it was like 60 dollars. and like 3 years later I wanted a PS2 I sold it for 8 bucks. Yes, I'm looking at the receipt, Eight Dollars. WHY SO MUCH TO BUY IT BACK??? Apparently it's a rare N64 game to find... Shit, hold on I've got a Mini Game...
Sick I won.
You know when GoldenEye came out, that shit was TIGHT. Except for that one level where you gotta protect that Bitch from those Communist Fucks in that Level that involves Boris and shit. You know the one I'm talking about. What the fuck was with that. Shit son, to this day I can't beat it. I of course blame this on Quantum of Solace. I don't know why, I'm drunk and it makes sense to ramble about it's shittyness. From the first car chase scene, I knew it was gunna be shitty. What the Tits? I know the Bourne series was pretty cool, but why copy it? I want to kill the editor.
Any way I sold GoldenEye (the best Video game ever) for 5 cents. I'm not kidding you folks. 5 god Damn cents. Shiiiiiit son. And it was 20 dollars to buy back in 2008.
I like Rum and Coke.
It's funny how today day's junk can be the future's gold.
I sometimes wonder how today's stuff will look in the future. For example I saw Avatar opening day. In 3d! That blew my neck off my face! And fuck the critics who was the visuals where good but it lacked story. FUCKING JAMES CAMERON. ALIENS, T1, T2, ABYSS .. TITANIC (best edited movie ever)
Anyhoo the story was sweet, and you know what. When I go to the movies. I go to be entertained. I want to see Indiana Jones, Mad Max, Dirty Harry, Etc. Kick ass'ness. I don't go to the theaters to see Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (great film in it's own rights), I go to see Big Films on the Big Screen. All the others can be watched on your tv or laptop. And Avatar Eternally Blew my Mind.
It's Funny, 3d used to be gimmicky. But Avatar makes it... Real. In every sense.
So in 10 years, 20, 50. How will we look upon it? Or by that time will we be already visiting other worlds? I know, you probably think I'm nuts. But they plan on having humans walk on other planets before 2030 (Mars).
And Voyage I and Voyage II have left the fucking Solar System! God Bless you Carl Sagan. Hmm god bless you Carl Sagan... That doesn't sound right. Laugh Out Loud.
How about this. Thank you Carl Sagan. Yes that should do.
Shit another Mini Game, hold up...
Damn I'm good, take that Donkey Kong, Mario, and Yoshi.
The funny thing, when I started this rant I wanted to segway over to how my ex was fucked in the head... Which one? BOTH! ahh Fuck it I'll rant about them later.
Yes I just won a star... Take that N64!
That's pretty much it... just let me reread what I wrote for grammmaticallyer erroerz.
Ya seems to be good enough to my goldenEYES. HAHA YEA! PUN or Play on words... I'm not really sure right now.
Anyhoo,
Stay White... I mean classy.
-Bryan
PS for the racial joke above... well Braz always tells me to stay Black so... Like what's the difference right? Besides 200 years of oppression.
Friday, December 18, 2009
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
What the Film?
Bad title, I know... I've never been good at title making. Like my critically acclaimed film Noir film... "Cop does some fucked up shit, and there a hot bitch there".
Anyhow,
I've (bryan) finished up the "That's what she said" skit. Which is out now on the old 'Tube page. It is about some guy named Bryan, who says "that's what she said" too much and his friends tell him to shut up. Bryan's mum picks up him and his friends. All the while his mum keeps on making unintentional sexual innuendos. And it's Bryan's struggle to not say that's what she said. and then there's a twist, and boom credits. END.
There, I just saved you 2 minutes and 46 seconds from wasting you life away!
But really, it's quite good.
How it all began? After Bye Bye Braz Braz I wanted to get another skit out quickly! So I decided to do Aaron's script. Aaron wrote this script and never intending it to be filmed. I liked it though. The problem was, we didn't have any actors, let alone good ones.
So, being desperate, I called up my ex (I was then kinda friends with her at that time). The week before she was crying about some bullshit about me getting other girls to act (ya maybe because they can actually act). God I hate her so much, I just want to punch her in her Fake Fucking Feminist Face.
So she's all excited that I let her do this. And of course the morning of the shoot I have to go pick up her lazy nasty ass. And what do you know. She was sleeping. I hate her so much. I wish she never woke up.
But 30 mins. later I get a call from her to pick her up (this is after I drove to get her, waited outside for 15 mins., drove back home). So I finally pick her up and she's mad at me for being upset at her. WTFUCK seriously?
I wish Verne Troyer could get really drunk and then piss on her. Bitch.
Stuart and Aaron are waiting for me back at my house. I was embarrassed.
So we go to location and it goes smoothly. My Mum had read the script before and agreed to do it (oh ya PS, my mum is acting in it too). Then when we start shooting her parts she wanted to back out. Thankfully she stayed. It was uncomfortable for me and her. But I thought, the comedy needed to be done.
Now that it's edited, she didn't wanted it posted and all this BS. I just agreed that I wouldn't send it to anyone she knows.
Kinda suck, I usually whore out all my work. But I didn't this time. And in a week I got 210 views. That ain't too bad I suppose!
So recap. Shot a skit to keep the flow going with Bye Bye Braz Braz... 3 months later this skit comes out, Mum doesn't want it up, do it anyways. And somewhere in there I want my Ex shipped in a 4 x 4 crate to Easter Island... They have cannibals there right?
Stay Classy folks,
Yours,
Bryan Brooks
here's the skit if you haven't seen it yet...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYX4iwItS0k
Cheers.
Anyhow,
I've (bryan) finished up the "That's what she said" skit. Which is out now on the old 'Tube page. It is about some guy named Bryan, who says "that's what she said" too much and his friends tell him to shut up. Bryan's mum picks up him and his friends. All the while his mum keeps on making unintentional sexual innuendos. And it's Bryan's struggle to not say that's what she said. and then there's a twist, and boom credits. END.
There, I just saved you 2 minutes and 46 seconds from wasting you life away!
But really, it's quite good.
How it all began? After Bye Bye Braz Braz I wanted to get another skit out quickly! So I decided to do Aaron's script. Aaron wrote this script and never intending it to be filmed. I liked it though. The problem was, we didn't have any actors, let alone good ones.
So, being desperate, I called up my ex (I was then kinda friends with her at that time). The week before she was crying about some bullshit about me getting other girls to act (ya maybe because they can actually act). God I hate her so much, I just want to punch her in her Fake Fucking Feminist Face.
So she's all excited that I let her do this. And of course the morning of the shoot I have to go pick up her lazy nasty ass. And what do you know. She was sleeping. I hate her so much. I wish she never woke up.
But 30 mins. later I get a call from her to pick her up (this is after I drove to get her, waited outside for 15 mins., drove back home). So I finally pick her up and she's mad at me for being upset at her. WTFUCK seriously?
I wish Verne Troyer could get really drunk and then piss on her. Bitch.
Stuart and Aaron are waiting for me back at my house. I was embarrassed.
So we go to location and it goes smoothly. My Mum had read the script before and agreed to do it (oh ya PS, my mum is acting in it too). Then when we start shooting her parts she wanted to back out. Thankfully she stayed. It was uncomfortable for me and her. But I thought, the comedy needed to be done.
Now that it's edited, she didn't wanted it posted and all this BS. I just agreed that I wouldn't send it to anyone she knows.
Kinda suck, I usually whore out all my work. But I didn't this time. And in a week I got 210 views. That ain't too bad I suppose!
So recap. Shot a skit to keep the flow going with Bye Bye Braz Braz... 3 months later this skit comes out, Mum doesn't want it up, do it anyways. And somewhere in there I want my Ex shipped in a 4 x 4 crate to Easter Island... They have cannibals there right?
Stay Classy folks,
Yours,
Bryan Brooks
here's the skit if you haven't seen it yet...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYX4iwItS0k
Cheers.
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