What the Film?

Bad title, I know... I've never been good at title making. Like my critically acclaimed film Noir film... "Cop does some fucked up shit, and there a hot bitch there".

Anyhow,

I've (bryan) finished up the "That's what she said" skit. Which is out now on the old 'Tube page. It is about some guy named Bryan, who says "that's what she said" too much and his friends tell him to shut up. Bryan's mum picks up him and his friends. All the while his mum keeps on making unintentional sexual innuendos. And it's Bryan's struggle to not say that's what she said. and then there's a twist, and boom credits. END.

There, I just saved you 2 minutes and 46 seconds from wasting you life away!

But really, it's quite good.

How it all began? After Bye Bye Braz Braz I wanted to get another skit out quickly! So I decided to do Aaron's script. Aaron wrote this script and never intending it to be filmed. I liked it though. The problem was, we didn't have any actors, let alone good ones.

So, being desperate, I called up my ex (I was then kinda friends with her at that time). The week before she was crying about some bullshit about me getting other girls to act (ya maybe because they can actually act). God I hate her so much, I just want to punch her in her Fake Fucking Feminist Face.
So she's all excited that I let her do this. And of course the morning of the shoot I have to go pick up her lazy nasty ass. And what do you know. She was sleeping. I hate her so much. I wish she never woke up.

But 30 mins. later I get a call from her to pick her up (this is after I drove to get her, waited outside for 15 mins., drove back home). So I finally pick her up and she's mad at me for being upset at her. WTFUCK seriously?
I wish Verne Troyer could get really drunk and then piss on her. Bitch.

Stuart and Aaron are waiting for me back at my house. I was embarrassed.
So we go to location and it goes smoothly. My Mum had read the script before and agreed to do it (oh ya PS, my mum is acting in it too). Then when we start shooting her parts she wanted to back out. Thankfully she stayed. It was uncomfortable for me and her. But I thought, the comedy needed to be done.

Now that it's edited, she didn't wanted it posted and all this BS. I just agreed that I wouldn't send it to anyone she knows.

Kinda suck, I usually whore out all my work. But I didn't this time. And in a week I got 210 views. That ain't too bad I suppose!

So recap. Shot a skit to keep the flow going with Bye Bye Braz Braz... 3 months later this skit comes out, Mum doesn't want it up, do it anyways. And somewhere in there I want my Ex shipped in a 4 x 4 crate to Easter Island... They have cannibals there right?

Stay Classy folks,
Yours,
Bryan Brooks

here's the skit if you haven't seen it yet...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYX4iwItS0k

Cheers.