Mario Party 3 in tha Hood

Ok I'll first admit...

I've been drinking... So don't take anything to heart. That's a lie, take in everything my friends. What's that you ask? What am I doing? Oh Well have my Ipod on shuffle and I'm currently playing Mario Party 3. Yes Mario Party 3. I bought it at Cash Converters for 30 dollars.

Fuck, when this shit came out in the year 2000 it was like 60 dollars. and like 3 years later I wanted a PS2 I sold it for 8 bucks. Yes, I'm looking at the receipt, Eight Dollars. WHY SO MUCH TO BUY IT BACK??? Apparently it's a rare N64 game to find... Shit, hold on I've got a Mini Game...

Sick I won.

You know when GoldenEye came out, that shit was TIGHT. Except for that one level where you gotta protect that Bitch from those Communist Fucks in that Level that involves Boris and shit. You know the one I'm talking about. What the fuck was with that. Shit son, to this day I can't beat it. I of course blame this on Quantum of Solace. I don't know why, I'm drunk and it makes sense to ramble about it's shittyness. From the first car chase scene, I knew it was gunna be shitty. What the Tits? I know the Bourne series was pretty cool, but why copy it? I want to kill the editor.

Any way I sold GoldenEye (the best Video game ever) for 5 cents. I'm not kidding you folks. 5 god Damn cents. Shiiiiiit son. And it was 20 dollars to buy back in 2008.

I like Rum and Coke.

It's funny how today day's junk can be the future's gold.

I sometimes wonder how today's stuff will look in the future. For example I saw Avatar opening day. In 3d! That blew my neck off my face! And fuck the critics who was the visuals where good but it lacked story. FUCKING JAMES CAMERON. ALIENS, T1, T2, ABYSS .. TITANIC (best edited movie ever)

Anyhoo the story was sweet, and you know what. When I go to the movies. I go to be entertained. I want to see Indiana Jones, Mad Max, Dirty Harry, Etc. Kick ass'ness. I don't go to the theaters to see Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (great film in it's own rights), I go to see Big Films on the Big Screen. All the others can be watched on your tv or laptop. And Avatar Eternally Blew my Mind.

It's Funny, 3d used to be gimmicky. But Avatar makes it... Real. In every sense.

So in 10 years, 20, 50. How will we look upon it? Or by that time will we be already visiting other worlds? I know, you probably think I'm nuts. But they plan on having humans walk on other planets before 2030 (Mars).
And Voyage I and Voyage II have left the fucking Solar System! God Bless you Carl Sagan. Hmm god bless you Carl Sagan... That doesn't sound right. Laugh Out Loud.
How about this. Thank you Carl Sagan. Yes that should do.

Shit another Mini Game, hold up...

Damn I'm good, take that Donkey Kong, Mario, and Yoshi.

The funny thing, when I started this rant I wanted to segway over to how my ex was fucked in the head... Which one? BOTH! ahh Fuck it I'll rant about them later.

Yes I just won a star... Take that N64!

That's pretty much it... just let me reread what I wrote for grammmaticallyer erroerz.

Ya seems to be good enough to my goldenEYES. HAHA YEA! PUN or Play on words... I'm not really sure right now.

Anyhoo,

Stay White... I mean classy.

-Bryan

PS for the racial joke above... well Braz always tells me to stay Black so... Like what's the difference right? Besides 200 years of oppression.